this never happened

Brian: When do you want to go to lunch?
Kim: i was thinking the usual time. why?
Brian: what's the usual time?
Kim: well... later than this..
Brian: is that noon?
Kim: ya, around noon, give or take...
Brian: leave at noon or arrive at noon?
Kim: *sigh* whatever! when do you want to be there?
Brian: doens't matter, but I don't like it when you get mad at me for not being there on time and I didn't know which time you meant
Kim: i don't get mad
Brian: you get SCREAMING mad...
and you hit me..
with your gorilla hands...
and take away my pudding!